Y'all Wanna Do Any Cums?

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
lokidokeyartichoki
l-a-clift

“That’s why it’s hard to make friends when you’re older,” she said. “Friendship is rude.”

Her friend’s eyes widened. “What?”

“Think about it! When we’re kids we decide who we like and stick by them no matter what. As adults, we’re taught to be polite.

But, friendship is an imposition— at least, I want it to be. Call me after nine o’clock. Don’t think you’ll ever wear out your welcome. Overshare, show up at my door, go to the grocery store with me so we can waste another hour chatting.

We’ll never be friends if we spend all of our energy trying not to bother each other.”

kayayita
depsidase

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ralfmaximus

Excellent! AI is wasteful as fuck and we need to stop this shit.

However.

An average golf course uses about 548,000 gallons of water per day.

Indianapolis has 77 golf courses within a 20 mile radius, utilizing an average of 42 million gallons of water. Per day.

Do something about that too, please.

depsidase

yes! thank you! golf also needs to be stopped. it does not need to exist. play minigolf or virtual golf or something i dunno but there is absolutely no reason golf should be allowed to exist in a world where water is becoming increasingly scarce and even land itself increasingly expensive.

one's love of golf does not outweigh civilization's need for water. it does not outweigh all the ecosystems' needs for water. get that selfish boomer attitude out of here. it has no place in the 21st century.

lokidokeyartichoki
toskarin

in school I used to wear fake glasses while doing writing assignments so that the teachers would think I was smarter and grade my tests higher (this actually worked, for the record)

this kind of backfired in a pavlovian way because now I literally have to put on a pair of glasses and activate Smart Mode when I write anything longer than a few paragraphs

toskarin

it's just very fortunate that "I can't write without my glasses" is an honest statement that doesn't raise any eyebrows

insomniac-arrest

reverse superman

toskarin

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bpdalfonse
appsa

Bro. Just found out that death valley is a real actual place in america. what the fuck. I thought they made that up for the fall out boy song

appsa

Been listening to this song for 10 years man i thought they were just being edgy

appsa

Enjoyment of song severely gone down since finding out that death valley is Not in fact a strange mythical land full of nihilistic emos having sex all the time or smth and is actually a real place that is 1 day and some hours away by flight and would cost around ₹89k to reach :(

appsa

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This is so fucked up.